Weighing and Measuring
This one is so difficult to understand that we don’t know how to start. In this person’s opinion, what is the difference between 15 grams at the end of the sentence and 1 gram to start? In both instances, are they talking about the exact same thing?

It would be amazing to see inside these minds to try and understand what they are thinking. We’d likely dissolve in some radioactive goo, or whatever has taken over.
Survival of the Fittest
There’s nothing more amusing and also hope-in-all-humanity-sapping than when a person tries to invoke the theory of evolution in order to make their totally bonkers point. The person is trying get rid of masks by saying that they are not needed and would be a part of the body if it were necessary.

It’s a great response that reminds the poster that there are many items that we must wear to keep our skin healthy.