The Greek language is all I know
This person’s attempt to invent historical errors to justify their homophobia is one of the things we enjoy more than any homophobe. Want to get rid of any mentions about gay relationships from Ancient Greece? You’re in luck!

If you have even a passing knowledge of Ancient Greek mythology or literature, then it is clear that the Greeks were a very genderfluid bunch. There are multiple gods in their stories and many love triangles involving swans. You should do your homework.
Butt Plug
This one’s…interesting. It’s so funny when men insist on deciding for themselves the truth about women’s anatomy and refuse to listen to a woman who has lived the experience of being a woman.

What makes a woman think she knows better than you how to insert her tampon? Man knows best! We despair.